Archive for March, 2012

The Pirates! Band of Misfits

Wednesday, March 28th, 2012

All Genres:
Animation, Adventure, Family

Release Year: 2012

Country: UK | USA

Runtime: 88 min

Languages: English

Director:

Tagline: Laugh your booty off

 

Cast: Hugh Grant … The Pirate Captain (voice)
Martin Freeman … The Pirate with a Scarf (voice)
Imelda Staunton … Queen Victoria (voice)
David Tennant … Charles Darwin (voice)
Jeremy Piven … Black Bellamy (voice)
Salma Hayek … Cutlass Liz (voice)
Lenny Henry … Peg Leg Hastings (voice)
Brian Blessed … The Pirate King (voice)
Anton Yelchin … The Albino Pirate (voice)
Brendan Gleeson … The Pirate with Gout (voice)
Ashley Jensen … The Surprisingly Curvaceous Pirate (voice)
Al Roker … The Pirate Who Likes Sunsets and Kittens (voice)
Mike Cooper … Admiral Collingwood (voice)
David Schneider … Scarlett Morgan (voice)
Tom Doggart … Additional Voices (voice)

 

Plot: After years of humiliation and failed attempts to win the coveted Pirate of the Year Award, Pirate Captain and his oddball crew take on the cream of the pirating crop – Black Bellamy, Peg Leg Hastings and Cutlass Liz – in a race to pillage the most booty. They soon cross paths with lovelorn scientist Charles Darwin, who persuades the Captain that the crew's prized 'parrot', Polly, could be the answer to the 'untold riches' they are searching for. Their adventure takes them to Victorian London where they meet Darwin's sidekick 'man-panzee' Mister Bobo, and the notorious pirate-hating Queen Victoria herself. It soon unfolds that Darwin's motives for helping the crew are not what they seem, and the Queen has an evil hidden agenda of her own. The Pirate Captain must choose between basking in the glory of being crowned Pirate of the Year, or staying faithful to his trusted crew. Written by Tom   Add Synopsis Plot Keywords: Pirate  London  Cutlass  Queen Victoria  Charles Darwin   See »

Wrath of the Titans

Wednesday, March 28th, 2012

All Genres:
Action, Adventure, Fantasy

Release Year: 2012

Country: USA

Runtime: 99 min

Languages: English

Director: Jonathan Liebesman

Tagline: Feel the Wrath

 

Writers: Dan Mazeau (screenplay), David Johnson (screenplay)

 

Cast: Sam Worthington … Perseus
Liam Neeson … Zeus
Ralph Fiennes … Hades
Édgar Ramírez … Ares
Toby Kebbell … Agenor
Rosamund Pike … Andromeda
Bill Nighy … Hephaestus
Danny Huston … Poseidon
John Bell … Helius
Lily James … Korrina
Alejandro Naranjo … Mantius
Freddy Drabble … Apollo
Kathryn Carpenter … Athena
Matt Milne … Elite Guard No. 1
Kett Turton … Elite Guard No. 2

 

Plot: A decade after his heroic defeat of the monstrous Kraken, Perseus-the demigod son of Zeus-is attempting to live a quieter life as a village fisherman and the sole parent to his 10-year old son, Helius. Meanwhile, a struggle for supremacy rages between the gods and the Titans. Dangerously weakened by humanity's lack of devotion, the gods are losing control of the imprisoned Titans and their ferocious leader, Kronos, father of the long-ruling brothers Zeus, Hades and Poseidon. The triumvirate had overthrown their powerful father long ago, leaving him to rot in the gloomy abyss of Tartarus, a dungeon that lies deep within the cavernous underworld. Perseus cannot ignore his true calling when Hades, along with Zeus' godly son, Ares (Edgar Ramírez), switch loyalty and make a deal with Kronos to capture Zeus. The Titans' strength grows stronger as Zeus' remaining godly powers are siphoned… Written by Warner Bros. Pictures   Plot Keywords: Zeus  Titan  Ares  Hades  Underworld   See »

Think Like a Man

Friday, March 23rd, 2012

All Genres:
Comedy

Release Year: 2012

Country: USA

Runtime: 122 min

Languages: English

Director: Tim Story

Tagline: Let the mind games begin.

 

Writers: Steve Harvey (book), Keith Merryman (screenplay)

 

Cast: Michael Ealy … Dominic
Jerry Ferrara … Jeremy
Meagan Good … Mya
Regina Hall … Candace
Kevin Hart … Cedric
Taraji P. Henson … Lauren
Terrence Jenkins … Michael (as Terrence J)
Jenifer Lewis … Loretta
Romany Malco … Zeke
Gary Owen … Bennett
Gabrielle Union … Kristen
La La Anthony … Sonia
Chris Brown … Alex
Wendy Williams … Gail
Sherri Shepherd … Vicki

 

Plot: Four women have given up on getting their men to do what they want until they find a how to book written by Steve Harvey. They start using his advice about relationships, and their men start falling in line, until the men discover what the women have been doing, then the war is on. Written by Douglas Young (the-movie-guy)   Add Synopsis Plot Keywords: Based On Book

Brake

Friday, March 23rd, 2012

All Genres:
Crime, Thriller

Release Year: 2012

Country: USA

Runtime: 92 min

Languages: English

Director: Gabe Torres

Tagline: The only way out is to give in

 

Cast: Stephen Dorff … Jeremy Reins
Chyler Leigh … Molly Reins
JR Bourne … Henry Shaw
Tom Berenger … Ben Reynolds
Bobby Tomberlin … Trucker
Kali Rocha … 911 Operator
King Orba … Good Samaritan
Pruitt Taylor Vince … Driver / Boss Terrorist (voice)
Sammy Sheik … Marco (voice)
Kent Shocknek … News Anchor Jack Stern
Jaylen Moore … Training Agent Ahmadyar
Stephen J. Bridgewater … Training Agent McClane
Matthew Pollino … Training Agent Dipego
Jason Raphael … Paramedic

 

Plot: What appears to be a random kidnapping becomes something sinister when Secret Service Agent Jeremy Reins discovers he's being used as a pawn in a terrorist plot. Watching the clock tick down to an unknown catastrophe, Jeremy is forced by his captors to listen to the outside world on the brink of collapse, knowing that the only way to save the people he loves is to divulge a secret that he has sworn to protect. Written by Anonymous   Add Synopsis Taglines: The only way out is to give in

Mirror Mirror

Thursday, March 15th, 2012

All Genres:
Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Fantasy

Release Year: 2012

Country: USA

Runtime: 106 min

Languages: English

Director: Tarsem Singh

Tagline: One Bad Apple

 

Writers: Jason Keller (screenplay), Melisa Wallack (screenplay)

 

Cast: Julia Roberts … The Queen
Lily Collins … Snow White
Armie Hammer … Prince Alcott
Nathan Lane … Brighton
Jordan Prentice … Napoleon
Mark Povinelli … Half Pint
Joe Gnoffo … Grub
Danny Woodburn … Grimm
Sebastian Saraceno … Wolf
Martin Klebba … Butcher
Ronald Lee Clark … Chuckles
Robert Emms … Charles Renbock
Mare Winningham … Baker Margaret
Michael Lerner … Baron
Sean Bean … King

 

Plot: After a beloved King vanishes, his ruthless wife seizes control of the kingdom and keeps her beautiful 18-year-old stepdaughter, Snow White, hidden away in the palace. But when the princess attracts the attention of a charming and wealthy visiting prince, the jealous Queen banishes the girl to a nearby forest. Taken in by a band of rebellious but kindhearted dwarfs, Snow White blossoms into a brave young woman determined to save her country from the Queen. With the support of her new friends, she roars into action to reclaim her birthright and win back her Prince in this magical adventure comedy that will capture the hearts and imaginations of audiences the world over. Written by Relativity Media publicity   Plot Keywords: Princess  Evil Queen  Queen  Kingdom  Canceled Wedding   See »

Casa de mi Padre

Tuesday, March 13th, 2012

All Genres:
Comedy

Release Year: 2012

Country: USA

Runtime: 84 min

Languages: Spanish | English

Director: Matt Piedmont

Tagline: Funniest movie you'll ever read.

 

Cast: Will Ferrell … Armando
Diego Luna … Raul
Pedro Armendáriz Jr. … Miguel Ernesto
Genesis Rodriguez … Sonia
Efren Ramirez … Esteban
Adrian Martinez … Manuel
Gael García Bernal … Onza
Manuel Urrego … Officer Blancardo
Nick Offerman … DEA Agent Parker
Jerry Collins … DEA Agent #2
Louis Carazo … Young Miguel Ernesto
Sandra Echeverría … Miguel Ernesto's Wife
Elijah Velarde … Young Armando
Alejandro Patino … Hector
Eduardo Ricard … Old Friend #1

 

Plot: Armando Alvarez (Will Ferrell) has lived and worked on his father's ranch in Mexico his entire life. As the ranch encounters financial difficulties, Armando's younger brother Raul (Diego Luna), shows up with his new fiancé, Sonia (Genesis Rodriguez). It seems that Raul's success as an international businessman means the ranch's troubles are over as he pledges to settle all debts his father has incurred. But when Armando falls for Sonia, and Raul's business dealings turn out to be less than legit, all hell breaks loose as they find themselves in a war with Mexico's most feared drug lord, the mighty Onza (Gael Garcia Bernal). Written by Production   Add Synopsis Plot Keywords: Padre  Location In Title

21 Jump Street

Monday, March 12th, 2012

All Genres:
Action, Comedy

Release Year: 2012

Country: USA

Runtime: 109 min

Languages: English

Director:

Tagline: The only thing getting blown tonight is their cover.

 

Writers: Michael Bacall (screenplay), Michael Bacall (story)

 

Cast: Jonah Hill … Schmidt
Channing Tatum … Jenko
Brie Larson … Molly Tracey
Dave Franco … Eric Molson
Rob Riggle … Mr. Walters
DeRay Davis … Domingo
Ice Cube … Captain Dickson
Dax Flame … Zack
Chris Parnell … Mr. Gordon
Ellie Kemper … Ms. Griggs
Jake M. Johnson … Principal Dadier
Nick Offerman … Deputy Chief Hardy
Holly Robinson Peete … Officer Judy Hoffs
Johnny Pemberton … Delroy
Stanley Wong … Roman

 

Plot: In high school, Schmidt (Jonah Hill) was a dork and Jenko (Channing Tatum) was the popular jock. After graduation, both of them joined the police force and ended up as partners riding bicycles in the city park. Since they are young and look like high school students, they are assigned to an undercover unit to infiltrate a drug ring that is supplying high school students synthetic drugs. Written by Douglas Young (the-movie-guy)   Add Synopsis Plot Keywords: High School  Drug  Jock  Police  Shot In The Throat   See »

The Hunger Games

Monday, March 12th, 2012

All Genres:
Action, Drama, Sci-Fi, Thriller

Release Year: 2012

Country: USA

Runtime: 142 min

Languages: English

Director: Gary Ross

Tagline: May the Odds be Ever in your Favor

 

Writers: Gary Ross (screenplay), Suzanne Collins (screenplay)

 

Cast: Stanley Tucci … Caesar Flickerman
Wes Bentley … Seneca Crane
Jennifer Lawrence … Katniss Everdeen
Willow Shields … Primrose Everdeen
Liam Hemsworth … Gale Hawthorne
Elizabeth Banks … Effie Trinket
Sandra Ellis Lafferty … Hob Vendor (as Sandra Lafferty)
Paula Malcomson … Katniss' Mother
Rhoda Griffis … Registration Woman
Sandino Moya … Propaganda Film Tribute (as Sandino Moya-Smith)
Josh Hutcherson … Peeta Mellark
Raiko Bowman … Peeta's Mother
Dwayne Boyd … Peacekeeper #1
Anthony Reynolds … Peacekeeper #2
Judd Lormand … Peacekeeper #3

 

Plot: In a dystopian future, the totalitarian nation of Panem is divided between 12 districts and the Capitol. Each year two young representatives from each district are selected by lottery to participate in The Hunger Games. Part entertainment, part brutal retribution for a past rebellion, the televised games are broadcast throughout Panem. The 24 participants are forced to eliminate their competitors while the citizens of Panem are required to watch. When 16-year-old Katniss's young sister, Prim, is selected as District 12's female representative, Katniss volunteers to take her place. She and her male counterpart Peeta, are pitted against bigger, stronger representatives who have trained for this their whole lives. Written by Suzanne Collins   Plot Keywords: Volunteer  Future  16 Year Old  Death  Boy   See »

The Raven

Friday, March 9th, 2012

All Genres:
Mystery, Thriller

Release Year: 2012

Country: USA | Hungary | Spain

Runtime: 111 min

Languages: English

Director: James McTeigue

Tagline: The only one who can stop a serial killer is the man who inspired him.

 

Writers: Ben Livingston (screenplay), Hannah Shakespeare (screenplay)

 

Cast: John Cusack … Edgar Allan Poe
Luke Evans … Detective Fields
Alice Eve … Emily Hamilton
Brendan Gleeson … Captain Hamilton
Kevin McNally … Maddux
Oliver Jackson-Cohen … John Cantrell
Jimmy Yuill … Captain Eldridge
Sam Hazeldine … Ivan
Pam Ferris … Mrs. Bradley
Brendan Coyle … Reagan
Adrian Rawlins … Doc Clements
Aidan Feore … Stage Manager
Dave Legeno … Percy
Michael Cronin … Old Gentleman
Michael Poole … Professor

 

Plot: In the 19th century, a serial killer begins murdering victims using methods from Edgar Allan Poe's stories. Poe himself teams up with a young Baltimore detective to get inside the murder's mind and try and stop of his fictional works becoming grizzly fact. As the hunt intensifies, Poe's own love, Emily Hamilton, becomes a target for the killer. Written by Anonymous   Plot Keywords: Edgar Allan Poe  Two Word Title  Serial Killer  Torture  Newspaper Review   See »

A Thousand Words

Friday, March 9th, 2012

All Genres:
Comedy, Drama

Release Year: 2012

Country: USA

Runtime: 91 min

Languages: English

Director: Brian Robbins

Tagline:

 

Cast: Eddie Murphy … Jack McCall
Kerry Washington … Caroline McCall
Emanuel Ragsdale … Tyler McCall
Jill Basey … Woman in Starbucks
Greg Collins … Construction Worker
Robert LeQuang … Starbucks Customer
Michael G. Wilkinson … Starbucks Customer
Lyndsey Nelson … Starbucks Customer
Michael Cody Gilbert … Starbucks Customer
Lou Saliba … Shrink
Clark Duke … Aaron Wiseberger
Cliff Curtis … Dr. Sinja
Mitchell Fink … Male Agent
Edi Patterson … Young Female Agent
Allison Janney … Samantha Davis

 

Plot: After stretching the truth on a deal with a spiritual guru, literary agent Jack McCall finds a Bodhi tree on his property. Its appearance holds a valuable lesson on the consequences of every word we speak. Add Full Plot Plot Keywords: Critically Bashed  Three Word Title  Box Office Flop  Number In Title